ATTN: University of Ottawa and its education-thirsting patron(s)... who are you? Did you find me on your own? I visited Ottawa last year... the weekend after Halloween to be exact. Actually, I had two Halloweens last year. At one, I dressed up as a cow and at the other I was a "trucker." It was fun.
Anyway, you now represent 0.5% of Unfavorable Topography's demographic. That is so great. Hope we don't scare you off, that wouldn't be cool.

Someone's laying on their horn outside my window right now. It can only mean one thing...