Dear Blog,

As you may have noticed my new favorite article of clothing is my cardigan! I love this thing, so i wrote it a poem. Would you like me to share? ok, here goes...

My cardigan
A poem by Pat "Jebus Jones" Knapp

Some say you're just for old men,
I say "that's a crock."
Some say you're out of style,
I say "thanks a lot!"
"You've gone and hurt cardies feelings
And you know its not true;
Cardigans aren't out of style,
That, my friend, would be you!
And furthermore sir,
I think you like it in the butt.
Because one who would say such a thing
is most certainly a slut."
So i turn to cardie and profess my love
as free as a bird,
as pure as a dove.
I love you forever, for all that you do.
If i could afford it, i'd by another cardigan
to encircle us both
and keep you warm too.


thank you for listening blog. you are a true friend.
Pat