Good e'en to all. Quick thought...Here's a list of things to NEVER DO while you're shopping for vittles and foodstuffs at the delightful vender known as Wegmans:

1) While shopping at Wegmans, NEVER go into the vegetable department and pick up a prickly pair and say to your companion "Hey, look, it's a prickly pair." Har-dee-har-har, laughs all around, right? Because prickly pairs are funny, right? INCORRECT. NEVER DO THIS. That is of course unless you're particularly in the mood to spend the rest of your would-be pleasant shopping experience clawing frantically at your hands, futilely trying to smote out the visciously painful microscopic burrs that have been ground into your outer epidermis, burning as if the dark master of the netherwold himself had infested your poor little paws.

That is all.