"Hey there tiger, is that socialist propaganda in your back pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Here documented for the first time ever is the ensuing awkward silence as Sauce demonstrated confusion but remained confident that this moment will soon be over and although the wounds are deep the scars will heal and serve as a story to be passed down from generation to generation (however, the original will be placed in an antique locket somewhere in Kalamazoo, MI that can be found only by treasure map, and trust me, you don't want to know where that's been).

I'm sorry, it's late. I have an 8:30 and have plenty to deal with in the AM. Mark, sometimes in lulls like this I like to go back in time and see if there's anything I missed out on when I was... oh, let's say 12 or 13 and probably making Candlebox mixtapes off the radio (we play only the newest MODERN ROCK music). Debut albums by texas is the reason, mineral, the promise ring, and jets to brazil are all classics in my book but are rarely discussed at our bi-monthly wine tastings/music and movie arguments.

Tuesday, this is what you're up against.