The New Jersey Vegetable Monster

orangesauce: do you want us to take down the x-mas tree

Auto response from oomralb: LAST DAY !!!

oomralb: FUCK NO
oomralb: turn that shit on and make it spin
orangesauce: okay
orangesauce: it doesn't spin
oomralb: wheres tim the tool man taylor when you need him
oomralb: hey can you guys do me a favor and vaccuum my room
oomralb: oh shit
orangesauce: what?
oomralb: and take down the lights above my dresser
orangesauce: don't worry
orangesauce: we'll make a nice design instead of the heart
orangesauce: possibly a phallus
oomralb: haaaa
oomralb: hows the house looking?
oomralb: presentable?
oomralb: spray the oust all over
orangesauce: indeed
oomralb: oooh throw out all the rotten shit in the fridge
oomralb: and politely ask Mr. C. Roach to stay where we can't see him
orangesauce: will do
orangesauce: duder
orangesauce: your room is vacuumed
orangesauce: and everything looks nice
orangesauce: the refrigerator is empty save for a pack of carrots and condiments
orangesauce: and some jelly, apple butter, and butter on the side door

Al's parents are coming today. Its his last day of work. I have the day off.