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Sunday, June 18, 2006

Mjolnir, enchanted uru warhammer of Thor, Norse God of Thunder
Reply to: sale-171585305@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-14, 2:02PM PDT


I have Mjolnir, pronounced MOL-NEAR. Will trade for Odin's spear Gungnir or possibly the Odinsword or other unique weapons of near limitless power. Do not mispronounce the name such as "MIJ-OLNUR" or "EMJOLNER" in the hammer's presence as doing so will result in a small bolt of mystical lightning raining down on you. Please note I am unable to photograph it as the hammer will not allow itself to be photographed - this is another of the numerous enchantments placed upon it.

Hammer is made of enchanted uru metal, possibly from an ancient meteorite that landed somewhere near Asgard, the city of the Norse Gods. It is completely and utterly unbreakable/indestructible. There are multiple conflicting origins of the hammer, most likely forged in the bowels of Asgard by dwarves using a star and enchanted forge to craft it, under the comission of Thor's father Odin, or possibly by the fire demon Surtur originally for Loki. Its length is approximately 22.7" and has a working face of approximately 13" x 6.5".

Has beautiful leather wrapped staff with wrist strap. Also has runes on one side of the head of the hammer, which magically transform into English (or whatever language is the main language of the observer) and states "Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of...Thor".

The hammer is located in my backyard, in Mount Washington, at the bottom of my pool in 9 feet of water. It fell from the sky there a couple of days ago. I have tried to move it but I am unworthy of its power. Note you will have to be worthy of its power in order to lift it, along with swimming to the bottom of my pool to try and get it.

But you will have to place in my hands a weapon worthy of it in trade before you try. Not responsible for any injury, drowning, or death that occurs in the act of attempting to retrieve Mjolnir. Note I am not interested in random pieces of adamantium, various man made weapons either modern or futuristic, or second class mystical or deity worthy items. I would however consider a working (I require an actual demonstration) time machine or viable mass mind control device (meaning not a television set) in trade.

* this is in or around trade for Odin's spear Gungnir
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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